Only Baby Boomers Would Think These Things Are Cool (2024)

They Tend To Love Their Cruises They Often Throw Down On Racquetball Many Baby Boomers Won't Stop Wearing Crocs Potpourri Is Often Found In Their Homes Please Stop Wearing Jeggings Chain Restaurants Are Usually Date Night Hot Spots Malls Aren't What They Used To Be They Can Be Easily Fooled By Theories 24-Hour News Networks Often Cater To Them Home Shopping Channels Show Them All The "Cool" Things They Will Still Read Reader's Digest Diamonds Are Incredibly Overrated Golf Takes Itself Way Too Seriously Pairing Socks With Sandals They Will Wear New Balance Shoes Anytime, Anywhere Everyone Has Told Them To Cut Down On Fossil Fuels Buying T-Shirts Everywhere They Go Knickknacks Are A Waste Of Space Making Cakes For Every Occasion Most Won't Leave Jorts Alone Procedural Police Shows Are All The Drama They Need They Usually Think China Adds To The Home They Often Still Get Shopping Catalogs In The Mail They Might Still Use Yahoo! Baby Boomers Still Tend To Gender Everything They Love To Buy Processed Foods They Somehow Swallow Dry Toast Ironing Isn't Necessary All Of The Time Airbrushed T-Shirts Never Looked Good They Send Emails Outside Of Work Or Business They Use Home Phones, Or Even Landlines They Keep All Their Paperwork They Type Everything In All Caps Stop Using Mrs. Dash They're Obsessed With Patterned Wallpaper They Still Buy Cable TV Packages Fuzzy Toilet Seat Covers Aren't Used Anymore Somebody Has To Watch Infomercials They Make The Weirdest Salads They Still Buy From Avon Their Beds Have Ten Million Throw Pillows They Use Juice Concentrate Metal Detectors Aren't Fun Who Honestly Likes TV Dinners? They Still Scrub With Bar Soap References